Mindless Ramblings

octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:15:30 -0400

An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:15:12 -0400

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

katswhiskers:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?

ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY

Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:14:52 -0400

sodamnrelatable: if my laptop caught on fire i’d probably still try to use it to make text posts...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:14:28 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

if my laptop caught on fire i’d probably still try to use it to make text posts about how my computer is on fire

thusspakekate: omg going to start referring to my period as...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:14:14 -0400

thusspakekate:

omg going to start referring to my period as “metal as shit”

holligay: opens blog title: welcome peasants closes blog

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:13:10 -0400

holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

leonardodiretardo: i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:12:50 -0400

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

mikerickson: i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:12:41 -0400

mikerickson:

i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:12:30 -0400

gayyourlifemustbe: benedictcumbergasm: kpopandbbc: welcome-azk...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:11:36 -0400

gayyourlifemustbe:

benedictcumbergasm:

kpopandbbc:

welcome-azkaban-bitch:

The first and last mentions of Severus Snape.

I like how his last mention answers the first.

I open at the close

Fuck u all

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:10:14 -0400

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Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:09:58 -0400

"In bed at 4PM I held my pillow and thought “oh well” in regards to my entire life."

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:08:24 -0400

“In bed at 4PM
I held my pillow
and thought “oh well”
in regards to my entire life.”

- Tao Lin (via meeova)

claybabay: NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB NEED JOB FOR MONEY WAHT WHO THE FUCK...

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 02:07:29 -0400

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

hostilelevity: science teacher introduces student to the...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:54:07 -0400

hostilelevity:

science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life

"We play video games to chase our ideal selves."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:53:42 -0400

“We play video games to chase our ideal selves.”

- (via psych-facts)

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:52:36 -0400

Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..

okaysizedbangtheory: shit they are playing hardball now

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:13:43 -0400

okaysizedbangtheory:

shit they are playing hardball now

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:50:06 -0400

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself

figurants: some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:45:13 -0400

figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe